Broken Hearted looking for Love:
Luckily it is February the month of Love and this is the Valentine’s issue. : Ben Edgar
Ben Edgar
So let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am tall dark and handsome and have perfectly sculptured features. I’ve been told I look like a mixture of Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Marlon Brando, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh yeah, I do apologize for the picture; there must have been something wrong with the camera that day, I don’t know what happened there. Anyways, I'm a hard rocking, metal playing, CCIE certified love muffin! Well this Stud has had his heart broken...My beautiful, black, perfectly formed ... Les Paul guitar had an accident and no longer has a headstock.
So, Ladies I’m available!
I’m looking for a beautiful girl with a CCIE (hopefully in the Voice track. Oh, that is so hot) I prefer girls with dark brown hair and I really like Lebanese women. I also find women that have first and last names that start with the same initial to be very attractive. For e.g. (and this is a totally random example, I just made up, and has nothing to do with any likeness to anyone interviewed in the CCIE Flyer) Sandra Salame.
My typical Friday night involves…wait I don’t have typical Friday nights! I’m up for anything. I can be caught crocodile wrestling while listening to the sounds of Death Metal or skydiving while configuring MPLS for a Cisco channel partner. Also sometimes I like a calm night in and I just hang out with my pet tiger Rocky or I go for a swim with my sharks Chloris and Daphne.
My idea of a good first date is dinner and a movie, then maybe a walk along the beach. Follow that up with some dirty talk about routing protocols and switching. Now that’s a date. If the night really goes well we can start creating our own adjacency table.
I should mention my pet peeves. My pet peeves are people that don’t read the CCIE flyer and people that make stuff up about themselves in personal ads.
So if you read the CCIE flyer and you are interested contact me.