Vote for Eman!
by Eman
Suppose I told you I wanted your vote. Then just suppose I asked you to vote for me to be a Superhuman? Not too farfetched really, since as you may recall I saved the world in November of 2008 and wrote about it In December. (http://www.ccieflyer.com/Dec2008-work-work-work.php) So doing Superhuman stuff is my forte. As you may have noticed as well Cisco is the “Human Network” as advertised in TV ads and magazines. Since the “Human Network” is dependent upon highly skilled network engineers to exist many of you are now qualified to be considered as Superhumans in this new initiative. Really, I don’t lie about Superhumans maybe fish or the girls I have kissed (like Bouncy), but not Superhumans. So I have started a campaign to be elected a Superhuman and in my efforts I will not hesitate to lower myself to begging, whining, shedding fake tears (real tears if I get desperate), phone campaigns, bribes, kissing babies, dating Ugly Betty, or prayer.
Beth Rowland who I am proud to call my friend has allowed me to share her email with you all to join us in the building of this new Community of Interest. Where this will take us? I don’t really know but we would not be qualified to be Superhumans if we did not venture where others have not gone before! So come join The League of Superhumans and remember to vote for me to be a Superhuman!!!
Reminder: We need your response immediately! We are now on the final countdown for finishing the research piece for the League of Superhumans. IT ENDS THIS WEDNESDAY January 28th 2009!
http://cerado.com/cisco-partners.html
Who will build the human network? "The League of Superhumans." Cisco has partnered with Cerado, Inc and Bernard Hodes Group to develop a new online open community and resource website for people in technology. It will be called "The League of Superhumans." This community will attract anyone that works in the technology space, especially aspiring and experienced Technical Sales/Account Managers and/or Systems Engineers and unite them around the world socially and professionally.
The members of this site, or the "Superhumans," will possess an understanding of Cisco technologies exceeding normal human standards. Advanced intellect. Superior vision. Stress resistance... And they have a startling ability to instantly transport themselves anywhere in the world. 
To help us shape the League of Superhumans, we're asking the brightest talent to fill out a 10-minute research survey and tell us how we can best serve their needs. The survey is available here:
http://cerado.com/cisco-partners.html
We want to hear from you and your potential Superhumans! So please fill out the survey and forward this email to the most talented Account Managers and Systems Engineers within your organization, or anyone else in your company that you believe has Superhuman capability.
Please ask them to fill out the survey before the end of the day on Wednesday, January 28th.
We cannot wait to get your input. Please watch this space for the second phase of "The League of Superhumans." As a participant in our research you will get exclusive insights and access ahead of time.
Regards,
Beth Rowland
Now get back to work damn it!